Birthday [Month]::
January------------i married
Febuary------------i lied to
March--------------i stole
April--------------- i ate
May----------------i bitch slapped
June----------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------- i smoked
September---------i choked
October------------ i played with
November--------- i watched
December----------i loveDAY
NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N
1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------my true love
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8------- snakes on a plane
9-------a banana
10-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------your mom
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science
30-------a hobo
31-------my uncle
